ARIES MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Mar. 21- Apr. 20)
suggest that you start with the funny papers first and then move to the Want Ads to find out where you’ll be working next. The planetary movement of Jupiter and Pluto from Sagittarius into Capricorn the past few months has crimped your style and stymied your best laid plans. I have been warning you that you might begin to feel like your feet have been hammered to the floor—that someone let the air out of your tires—or the bank has cancelled your ‘open to buy’—nah—it’s slow down and rebuild brick by brick and stone by stone.
TAURUS MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Apr. 21- MARCH 21)
The Stock Market may bounce back for awhile but do not be deceived by the ‘show and tell’ momentum of pundits and wired Wall Street hucksters. The good old days are not back and you must be careful where you spend your dollar. You may often be mistaken for being a ‘floor flusher’ or a ‘tight wad’ but stick to your guns. When every one else is trying to get ‘blood from a turnip’ at a new lender or savings and loan, you will be checking your retirement accounts and checking them twice. Financial security is everything to you. Continue to watch your bottom carefully.
GEMINI MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (MARCH 22-June 21)
Just when you thought it was your turn and your time—after all the best time of year is always when the Sun is in your Sign—check it!—Mercury goes retrograde in Gemini on May 27th. Take advantage of Neptune in Aquarius to dream a little dream of someone or something you’ve wanted to do for a long time. Stay out of Mercury in retrograde’s way and the month will be worth living. You’ll shine round June 3rd when the New Moon brings you everything you think you want—and for which you are willing to pay the price.
CANCER MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (June 22-July 22)
If you can change the things you can with the oppositions from Pluto and Jupiter in Capricorn, soak up the down drift from Uranus in Pisces. Uranus in trine to Cancer gives you permission to be a mother without being smothering or a Dad without being doting. You are feeling like you’ve been reborn in the same body since Mars left Cancer and slid into Leo May 10th. Pick up the good feelings from Saturn in Virgo—redo the kitchen or make way for daddy to make some of the decisions in your life. The best advice this month—chill!
LEO MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (July 23-Aug 22)
With Mars in Leo you are off to the races again with all the things you want to buy, most of all to preen in, like a new dress or new suit. Continue to follow trends to saving and not spending as we are in an Economic Revolution/Reconstruction whether you lions and lionesses want to acknowledge it or not. This cycle is a good time to take a break and go to the beach or to see the Grand Canyon. Better stay out of Europe as the Euro makes everything cost more but worth less. See the USA in your Chevrolet or better yet, your gas-saving Prius.
VIRGO MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You had better heed the fact that the retrograde Mercury in Gemini is squaring you, so you had better delay plans to change the world or launch a world-shattering record of any sort. With all the kudos from the Stars, like Jupiter and Pluto in Capricorn making great aspects to you, continue to reconstruct and retool your life. This is going to be a great month to lay a few more bricks and alter a few parts of your design plans. You are making progress—things are getting better. Remember it is progress not perfection!
LIBRA MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
I got a psychic flash that you are going to stop playing door mat and stand up and be counted. The stress from Pluto and Jupiter in Capricorn does not mean to drop all that you know innately about relationships; the challenge to you is to know when to say, “Ta ta,” to a partner whose time has come and gone, and when to draw closer to special man or woman and whisper, “I love you.” All the pressure you’ve been under lately will only make you better with choices and people.
SCORPIO MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Things are so good for you right now that you can stop overselling yourself. With Pluto and Jupiter in Capricorn and Saturn in Virgo—and let’s not forget Uranus in Pisces—your boat will pull into port any day now. And if it doesn’t I am apt to give up my relationship with the Stars. Pull in your stinger and make nice with all the folks in your life because you are going to need hordes of folks at your book party…or celebration of your life extravaganza. This is only going to happen because you finally learned to love the only one who matters…you!
SAGITTARIUS MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Now that your ruling planet Jupiter has been in Capricorn for a few months you should have adjusted to the fact that life is not exactly a bowl of cherries (well, yeah, it may be, but with a lot of pits!), but you have to settle for an extreme makeover: your rolling stone ‘gathering no moss’ days are over; you can’t live just any old place where your feet take you—get a job, make a living and do it all with the help from the Man Upstairs.
CAPRICORN MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The next time anybody says to me that Capricorn has all the luck I am going to remind them that you have persevered with a lot of blood, sweat and years—Caps always are slower than a snail but as exacting as a slide rule. Jupiter is making the labor of the Goats a bit easier this year but these task masters have waited a long time for Organization Man to run out of bad ideas. If you want to see how hard the trials and times of Capricorn are, join their labor pool.
AQUARIUS MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you can remember that Mercury retrograde applies to you as well as it does Gemini and other mutable signs, this should be pick up the pace month to get things done. Those projects that have been languishing need a bit more tweaking. Look for major outcomes in August, but keep your nose to the grindstone for awhile longer. There is a vacation in your immediate future. Stay on American soil. Spend your moola where you make it. The president has come up with another stimulus package—look to you and not Big Brother.
PISCES MARCH HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
It is absolutely amazing how sensible you Fish have become. You may tap your feet and sing a few bars when you hear ‘Somewhere over the Rainbow,’ but you have learned to live on terra firma and hold yourself accountable for any alien ideas that float through your brain. Uranus has knocked some of the wind from your sails and Pluto and Jupiter in Capricorn have helped you see how reality pays the mortgage and puts cabbage and kale on your kitchen table. Just wait until July rolls around. Pay dirt!