ARIES SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Mar. 21- Apr. 20)
Aries go on the Internet and read where greed has gotten you. Watch the evening news to see what maelstrom another lending institution has wrought. Because you have always lived like the world revolves around you and your plots and plans, see how long it takes you to sell another big idea. No one covers disappointment quite like you do. If you would step out of line and take a deep, illumined look at your inner tapestry to see what drives and motivates you, you might see where the trouble is. Learn to embrace the notion that ‘its all about all of us, and not just all about you’!
TAURUS SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Apr. 21- SEPTEMBER 21)
Taurus if your prospects get any better I am going to beg for an extreme celestial makeover and land in the land of milk and honey of you snorting and success-headed Bulls. With Saturn in Virgo (earth like you Taurus) and Jupiter in Capricorn for a few more months, you should be hearing ‘yes’, ‘yes’, ‘yes’ every time you ask for anything. But if I were you, and lord do I wish I were, I would check around to see who needs some of your dough and spread it around. You are not known to be Santa Claus—free wheeling with dollars and cents—but it may be time for you to ask the underprivileged, “What can I do for you?” It is amazing how much further money goes when you share the wealth.
GEMINI SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (SEPTEMBER 22-June 21)
Every time I see a car stranded on the side of the road or see someone who has been getting a lot of rain on his parade, I want to stop and ask, “Which of the twins are you?” It has been rough going with Saturn in Virgo squaring your Sun Sign and squared by Uranus in Pisces, but the next two months are going to be a bit easier. You are in for a few breaks and not brakes on your best laid plans. By October your world will have seemed as if you never had a bad day. In the meantime, count your blessings and thank the Divine for the lessons you are learning. Patience, not your long suit, will hold you in good stead when you embrace it.
CANCER SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (June 22-July 22)
If you lay low during the New Moon at 06 degrees of Libra on September 29th and the Full Moon at 21 degrees of Aries on October 14th you will be rolling in clover—kind of, sort of—partially. If nobody will give you the drill I will: The Moon rules Cancer and moves into a different sign every two and a half days. Do the math. Half the month you are free to spread your largesse and controlling manner around the Ponderosa. The other half, you will meet with resistance and stir up the Fire and Air signs to a stand-off. For those of you who write in and ask me, I will send you the days you can kick up your heels and meet with a lot of agreement and fair-thee-well.
LEO SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016( July 23-Aug 22)
Both of the Lunations, New and Full Moons, on the 29th of September and the 14th of October favor you, so move forward with anything to do with investments, houses or raw land. Although the markets are yo-yoing and the lending institutions all seem to be going ‘belly up’ you will have the luck of the Irish and the blessing from the planetary gods this month with money matters. Since Leo rules gambling, make sure you are not taking a chance on Lady Luck at the gaming tables in Las Vegas or Atlantic City—the house is not on your side. Take a chance on a good deal, but stay out of the roll of the dice or the upturned cards at the blackjack tables. Ain’t it great that Saturn moved out of Leo? Phew!
VIRGO SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
I talked to a Virgo the other day and asked her to write me a Gratitude List, and when she called back she had a lot to be thankful for: a lover she kicked to the curb who was more cad than compatible; a job she lost but found a new one that better suited her; and for learning to live on less and pay off instead of spend more money she didn’t have. I asked her if she could continue to learn and change because that’s what her stars were telling me, she said, “What choice do I have?” I replied, “Good answer. In less than a year your rewards will outweigh your losses. In tears, she thanked me and hung up, with an attitude of gratitude.
LIBRA SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Your task this month is to be more discerning about where and how you spend your assets. We are still living in dark shadows with which financial institution has a rock solid plan to increase your net worth and which ones are about to crumble and fall. Until after the election you might want to weed your garden—plucking the part of your economic plan that is stifling growth of what’s as good as gold. And along the way, look more carefully at the players in your life. You’re still not done with deception lurking just behind the curtain.
SCORPIO SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
When push comes to shove, you know how to find hidden reserves of energy to keep your place in line. Keep tending to your business and following the game plan that you have been crafting for the last year or so. No one is going to give you anything—you are too ethical and play the game with an even hand to stoop to dirty politics. Stick to what you know and success is just around the corner. If you ever learn to turn envy into ingenuity and jealousy into joy for the other fellow’s success, you will be the one getting the loudest applause from your fawning friends and co-workers. Nobody has more of the right stuff than you Scorpios, minus the stinger!
SAGITTARIUS SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You are one of the few signs of the Zodiac that when given lemons will find a good recipe for a new health drink with zing—or when you lose a bundle in the market you shrug and say, ‘Next time I’ll do better’. For this Fall Season it is time to take a good, honest inventory and see what to keep and what has to go out of your life. Never one to be too attached to anything or anyone, be true to you and if it turns out to be a relationship that has come to the end of the line, change the things you can and say good-bye without hurt feelings.
CAPRICORN SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You must be feeling like the mad scientist in his or her laboratory, nose-to-the-grindstone on your life’s masterpiece. Keep to your own time frame—there are no calendars or clocks for genius. With Jupiter in Capricorn for a few more months, everything you touch turns to something that can make you and a lot of other people healthier, wealthier and a lot smarter. This is one time in your life that you know better than the second guessers. If someone makes a suggestion, listen and then do what you know to do. With all the chaos in the world at this time, we are all ready, willing and able to let you Goats restore the infrastructure brick by brick and stone by stone.
AQUARIUS SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you can hear a clear message through the static interference of Neptune in your Sun Sign, go ahead and act on your transmissions. But we continue to caution you Water Bearers about confusion and chaos because that is exactly what Neptune does—‘mist’ifies your ability to think clearly. My suggestion is to take stock of where you’ve been—inventory your past—to know where you are going. Since you walk to a tune no one else can hear, be warned that if you don’t make corrections in what went wrong behind you, you are doomed to repeat it up ahead. (Meditate and journal your way out of a dangerous place: the confusion between your ears).
PISCES SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPE AND ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS 2016 (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
If you have stirred awake daily to dread and fear you can thank your lucky stars that Saturn in Virgo is opposing you—and for another year! Do you think that you Dream Weavers would learn to live in reality without checkmates to your runaway spending or wishing on a star that you would be at the ocean when your ship comes in? Here’s your lesson for the month: there are two of you living inside you—one is the ‘turn it over to God after taking action’ and the other is ‘give me what my dark side says I need to support my bad-boy, bad-girl Fishy habits’. You really will thank your lucky stars when you understand that you’re not who you think you are!